Aug. 14th, 2004

thecatsme0w: (hate)
One sunny day in 2005 an old man approached the
> White
> House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd
> been
> sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the U.S. Marine
>
> standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
> meet
> with President Bush."
>
> The Marine looked at the man and said, "Sir, Mr.
> Bush
> is no longer president and no longer resides here."
>
> The old man said, "Okay" and walked away.
>
> The following day, the same man approached the White
> House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to
> go
> in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine again told the man, "Sir, Mr. Bush is no
> longer
> president and no longer resides here." The man
> thanked him
> and, again, just walked away.
>
> The third day, the same man approached the White
> House and
> spoke to the very same U. S. Marine, saying "I would
> like
> to go in and meet with President Bush."
>
> The Marine, understandably agitated at this
> point,looked
> at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in
> a row
> you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Bush. I've
> told
> you already that Mr. Bush is no longer the president
> and
> no longer resides here. Don't you understand?"
>
> The old man looked at the Marine and said, "Oh, I
> understand. I just love hearing it."
>
> The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
> "See you tomorrow."
>
> MAKE IT HAPPEN - VOTE
thecatsme0w: (relax)
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